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Strap lines.  It has been a niggling thought in the back of the collective mind of the band that the One Eyed Cats lack a strap line (slogun that goes after the name).  Corporations have them, and everybody relates them to the corporation, and it enhances image.  So far, however, none have been forthcoming.  The only one that has surfaced has no chance of being used, since it doesn't really scan quite right.  The only surfaced strap line is...

The One Eyed Cats
Swing like the dog's bollocks

I think you'll agree we can't really have that on the with compliments slips.

If you can think of any, then please email the band at info@oneyedcats.com.  Until then, all publications shall go without.  It must be said that although the band has an extremely definite style, it doesn't really have a logo either.  That's disconcerting, since one of the band members is an art teacher, and two of them used to be graphic designers.  Ironic really.  Oh, sure, ideally it would be the women holding the band name up.  That would be a fine logo, but because of its detail it can't be used everywhere.  However, it is far too groovy to be ditched, so that situation shall be left in limbo for now.  We'll see.  There is certainly a logo on the official letter heads, but there is an empty space where a strap line should be...

The women in the One Eyed Cats logo on the posters holding the letters up were all  taken from a stock photography book.  A whole alphabet was available, and cutting and pasting them all together to make "One Eyed Cats" was a long task.  It was also rushed at the time to get the original posters out, and really needs redoing.  If you look carefully, they're all at different heights, have different brightnesses, and some of them have blotches over them where there was a mark on the scanner that day.  Still, you can't have everything all of the time.  Many apologies for the crudity of this page, but it is a hidden page, so it's a kind of educated guess that if you were rooting around the site and were clever enough to come across this page, you are liberal enough to accept this as a bit of a joke.